[The camera flickers in and out of focus and goes black every once in a while. Snippets of the beach can be seen here and there and it looks as though the camera is half-buried in sand.]

[After a while of flickering, pure light bursts through the darkness and the feed flickers again. When everything settles, a single imagine is projected.]

( ... )

So, I think I finally got the hang of this device thing. It's pretty cool, actually.

But, right. Uh, got a report I made on this place - I think I got all the basics down pretty good.

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